I use sarcasm because flat out telling you you’re a fucking moron is considered inappropriate and is frowned upon. And I was raised better than that.
So annoying when you’ve fancied someone for years but know that one of you is going to have to do some serious growing up before anything can happen..
Everytime I wear a dress for work the same girls go “oh my god you’re so skinny you must eat nothing!”.. Imagine if you went up to someone and said “oh my god you’re so fat you must eat everything!”
THIS IS NOT OK GUYS
Nothing worse than buying a brand new expensive bit of makeup and losing it before you’ve even used it. My furniture is eating my lipsticks
you know i make a lot of threats for someone who is short and cant even do a push up
hahah so accurate